"You know, most people, when they read '1984,' were scared. When Barack Obama read it, he started taking notes." --radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh » read more »

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you slice.

Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers—simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough. » read more »

The EPA (Environmental Politics Administration) and the Obama administration have announced a new "Crap and Trade" Program, according to John Outhouse, Deputy Under Secretary of the EPA. The new cr@p & Trade policy sets three sets of maximum limits of methane emissions based on age: tier one limits for children 13 and under; tier two for young adults 14 to 21; and tier three for adults over 21. » read more »

I know this video is going around the 'net already, but it's too darn funny not to promote!!

This would have been a better story if the old lady had popped a cap in somebody's noggin, but it's still good. It seems that Ellen Basinski, 70, didn't take kindly to some punks going through her purse, so she punctuated her annoyance with a saucepan. After all, everybody knows that guns don't kill people, saucepans kill people! » read more »

The only thing I don't like about this blog post is that I didn't write it (not that I could). Enjoy.

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was interviewed by British journalist Robert Chalmers for The Independent on Sunday, the expanded Sunday version of the UK newspaper The Independent:

"What do these deer think when they see you coming?" I ask him. "Here comes the nice guy who puts out our dinner? Or, there's the man that shot my brother?" » read more »

I hope you'll check out the new Dry Bones added to the TuscanyCircle's Links block (on the right). I've read Dry Bones for quite a while, but it's been so poignant and true, I thought it worthy to recommend to all to read. Enjoy!

Mike Adams tells it like it is. I doubt it would make a difference with someone who supported the bailouts (the appeal to fear seems to override any rational or moral considerations), but it might at least shake him up a bit.

In this column, Burt Prelutsky discusses academia's latest offering upon the altar of Almighty Diversity. While reviewing the representation with America's collegiate student body of various demographic groups, someone has noticed that a particular segment of society was underrepresented -- specifically, poor people. » read more »