Sign your kids over to the government (public school), and you get this:

The mother of a Wisconsin teenager was stunned when her high school senior brought home a questionnaire assigned by his English teacher that asked...

* What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

* When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual?

* Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

* Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

* Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

* Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

* Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyles?

* A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. So you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

* With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

* Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

* Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

* Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?

It's no wonder.