I suppose I should blog something now that America has elected a new President. There will be those [idiots] who always bring up the issue of respect for authority. As a wise sage (my wife) has said, one can respect the office of authority without respecting the man in the office. The Presidency is indeed a noble office with Godly origins and a decent job description (Article II of the Constitution). I respect that greatly. The man, however, deserves no respect. He's stupid, evil, and hates God. Barring a miraculous conversion--I don't see it happening--he will rot in hell in eternal torment, and I revel in this knowledge.

I will make this concession, though: I will strive to cross the partisan aisle by honoring Ted Kennedy's moniker for the President-elect. Come inauguration, I'll call him "President Osama" ("President-elect Osama" until then), concurrently honoring three of the leftists' gods, Allah's obedient servants, Barack and Bin Laden, as well as Ted Kennedy. Maybe I should prefer "King Hussein", in honor of his coming tyranny, or just "President Obama Bin Laden". "President Baroke" might be stretch.

To honor his many worshipers, perhaps the Muslim mantra should be amended to: "There is no god but Allah, and Obama is his prophet." This has the dual blessing of offending his totalitarian and socialist fans^* as well as pissing off over a billion stupid idolaters, not to mention recognizing his status as a [false] messiah.

^*...because it denies his supposed Christianity and carries the fundamentalist Islamist implication that he's a terrorist, thereby denying his self-proclaimed tolerance and compassion. Sweet.